As mopey the ferret sits in the waiting room reading the latest issue of Cosmo waiting to be checked for any sort bacterial leftovers via Barb the Comcast hooker…he thinks to himself…I wonder what the gorilla is doing this lovely Spojakistani afternoon?
Flash forward not in time, but in place to the closet of solitude and the malicious gorilla is thinking to himself…how the fuck do I get out of here!?
As Hanz gets into his hospital gown his hairy yet toned cheeks feel a slight breeze and he instantly starts hoping around in a festive but natural war dance about the hospital room. The camera attended by the lonely yet curious security guard zooms in on the ferret’s exposed cheeks wondering why he is so lonely and intrigued by a ferret’s buttocks.
The gorilla sits in silence pondering the many mysteries of life…how did we get here, why are we here, and is there life elsewhere in the universe?
As the orderly fondles the particulars of the mopey ferret the hospital staff member also wonders why am I touching a ferret? And, even though I’ve been through numerous medical courses can I contract crabs via prostate exam?
All of these stories are intertwined with one another and their immediate destiny, but whose will be lead the future of the human race to glory?
Find out on our next radio serial…on October 8th!