I’ve never read a limerick that hasn’t been comical or dirty.
I’ll tell you this though: I always write them when I’m a bit flirty.
Always with a bit of liquid courage chuggin’ through my veins.
It makes me feel confident and in control—like I hold the reigns.
In reality all I can sputter to a woman is, “You look real purrty.”
*Update: This Limerick is now published at Yahoo! Voices, so head on over there to give it a gander and a like! Thanks for the support!