Alcohol-Enabled Bravado

I’ve never read a limerick that hasn’t been comical or dirty.

I’ll tell you this though: I always write them when I’m a bit flirty.

Always with a bit of liquid courage chuggin’ through my veins.

It makes me feel confident and in control—like I hold the reigns.

In reality all I can sputter to a woman is, “You look real purrty.”

*Update:  This Limerick is now published at Yahoo! Voices, so head on over there to give it a gander and a like!  Thanks for the support!